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Joke of the month - An Italian Boy's Confession



'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
I have been with a loose girl'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?'

'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'

'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'

'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'

'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration.
'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that.
But you've sinned and have to atone.
You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.
Now you go and behave yourself.'

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'

'Four months vacation and five good leads.'

Did You Know?

Fun definations – you decide if they are true or not !! ☺

 

CIGARETTE A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!	MARRIAGE It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
LECTURE An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either	CONFERENCE The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
COMPROMISE The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece	TEARS The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!
DICTIONARY A place where divorce comes before marriage	CONFERENCE ROOM A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
SMILE A curve that can set a lot of things straight!	OFFICE A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life
YAWN The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth	ETC A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
COMMITTEE Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together	EXPERIENCE The name people give to their mistakes
ATOM / NUCLEAR BOMB An invention to bring an end to all inventions	PHILOSOPHER A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead
DIPLOMAT A person who tells you to go to hell in such away that you actually look forward to the trip	OPPORTUNIST A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river
FATHER A banker provided by nature	CRIMINAL A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught
BOSS Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early